Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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