Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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