Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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