Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Someone came in the potted fern
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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