There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
