Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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