I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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