so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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