I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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