How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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