He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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