There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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