What did we do last night that was yellow?
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize
