Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
