He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
i out mim tonsoeep
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