My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
The beer is more important than you right now.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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