On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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