Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I just want to make out with him forever
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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