Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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