If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Randomize