I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Randomize
