adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
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