I feel like I'm in dance class right now
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
She told me I should be a condom model.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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