you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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