Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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