just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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