No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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