I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
The air taste purple.
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