After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
So gin and wine won't be happening again
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
This toilet bowl is my home.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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