I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
please don't ironically join a cult
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