I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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