I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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