Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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