why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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