i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Randomize
