We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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