she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
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