i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
