covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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