: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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