So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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