I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
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