problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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