Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
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