The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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