Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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