is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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