let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
Randomize
