I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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