Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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