everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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