I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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