Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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