Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Randomize
