He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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