spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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