So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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